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A Scrivener at Home

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:22 am
by surveyoron
Mom: Your son stole a cookie.

Dad: Son, did you steal the aforementioned cookie?

Son: Huh? Not me.

Dad: Hereinbefore I whoop your butt, do you have anything to say for yourself?

Son: Huh? Not me.

Re: A Scrivener at Home

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:29 pm
by mpallamary
Good one!