Awesome thing today!

[bruce hall]

or what?????????????????????????????????????????????

[Dave Lindell]

...if you want a star named after you and a certificate stating so and a teddy bear to cuddle, just send me $59.95. I'll send you the certificate, teddy bear and star coordinates.

[PLS7393]

...if you want a star named after you and a certificate stating so and a teddy bear to cuddle, just send me $59.95. I'll send you the certificate, teddy bear and star coordinates.

I can provide you with a similar certificate and coordinates within 1 meter accuracy, more or less. The teddy bear is extra for only $39.95 plus tax (so our state gets their share).

[dmi]

WITH MY OFFER YOU GET A QUITCLAIM DEED FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTY OF SAN MATEO,SIGNED BY KEITH NOFIELD, A STAR CERTIFICATE, XYZ VALUES TO THE NEAREST METER, TEDDY BEAR,SHIPING AND TAXES INCLUDED.

[Anthony Maffia]

The skills & qualifications test for Teddy Bears will be held at the San Mateo fairgrounds this Saturday, June 6, 2009. The test is expected to last 4 hours. Register on site.

[7702]

Thanks for the kind thoughts, Anna, but I don't have a boyfriend.

[PLS7393]

WITH MY OFFER YOU GET A QUITCLAIM DEED FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTY OF SAN MATEO,SIGNED BY KEITH NOFIELD, A STAR CERTIFICATE, XYZ VALUES TO THE NEAREST METER, TEDDY BEAR,SHIPING AND TAXES INCLUDED.

Mr. Ince, I am in now way affiliated with San Mateo County on this offer. You imply I will be signing a document on behalf of San Mateo County, which is completely incorrect. San Mateo County is not involved.

In fact, if I get the oppertunity to sell a teddy bear, you will have to contact me at my Fremont office, as I do not conduct any business within San Mateo County, due to any potential conflict of interest.

Thank you for your understanding.