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Dave Karoly, PLS
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And your little dog too!

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I stopped giving Duke the Dachshund (he's a Doberman in his peabrain mind) treats because he would have an accident every time. So I figured the people food was going through him too fast and he couldn't get outside in time.

Of course I later found out it was the Cat trying to frame him. She got away with it several times until I quizzed the Dog's master who said, "He's been with me the whole time." Duke had an airtight alibi!

So yesterday I gave him a treat for the first time in a few weeks, a piece of leg of lamb...he almost took half my finger with it LOL.
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Post by Stephen Johnson »

David,

You framed him by not being able to differentiate Cat Feces from Dog Feces. They don't look alike.

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Post by Dave Karoly, PLS »

It's not so easy to tell at 3am under the bed in the dark. It smelled like cat but when I got closer it smelled like dog. The unpleasant aroma that wakes you right up!

I never punished him, there is no point; a dog knows you are angry for some reason but they have no idea why unless you catch them in the act. They just aren't that bright :-)
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Post by land butcher »

I can't remember the exact reason but the cat has an issue with you and that's the cat's way of expressing itself.

Still, I would not put it past a cat trying to frame a dog. LOL
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Post by Dave Karoly, PLS »

Last night the cat was in a foul mood but she did try to get back in the good graces of her favorite lap.

The story I was told is that she (the cat) hissed and swiped at the lap's favorite grandson (10 months old) while I was at work which brought swift retribution from Grandmother (the cat's favorite lap) LOL.

The cat has endured a lot of change over the past few years including the introduction of a dog and a baby into the household. She doesn't seem to mind the dog as much as she minded the big male cat who met his demise 6 months ago due to a heart tumor.
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There needs to be an investigation into the cat for allegedly causing a heart tumor.
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